Benevolent Order T-Shirt Oversized red-eyed beings

red-eyed beings

The Crabcat is real

even if you're abducted (results may vary)

Why settle for one mystery when you can have the whole collection

This shirt is designed for kids who know that "nap time" is just a way for the authorities to keep them from discovering the truth about the backyard

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